My dad, when I told him for possibly the eight gabillionth time he should run for, uh, city council. Not quite POTUS, but whatever. (I have also told my mom to run nine gabillion times, for the record. She has a classier way of declining.)
all due respect but your dad would not be a great dictator
Oh no my mom would totally be the better dictator. Also my mom would crush my dad in an election, which I think would be really fun, but evidently they disagree.