Dear bigoted, racist, closed-minded people yelling about taking their country back: you can’t have it. It’s ours now. Just wait till you see what we’re gonna do with the place.
A Diverse America
(P.S. Way to go NY!)
Uh. Peter, you plagiarist!
Just as long as you don’t pull this shit in law school.
Also, I expect 75 percent of your profits.